achievemenhunt:

duskbcys:

achievemenhunt:

weatherboy (derogatory)

op what does this mean

wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy

storybookprincess:

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suddenly remembered this poem as i was making breakfast this morning & frantically googled “poem remembered to buy eggs?????????” & somehow managed to find it & it utterly knocked the wind out of me just as much as when i first read it

factions:

your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart

skooth:

slugsgiving:

i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.

speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.

manrepellent:

mjalti:

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I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not

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retrobeaming:

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Facts

durbikins:

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Okay Banks did something fucking hilarious for once

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